i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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