It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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