she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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