so explain again why im purple
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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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