so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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