Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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