I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
