D3 body, D1 cock
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
ttyl tear gas
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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