He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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