Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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