How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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