He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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