I showed him my bush... on skype.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
What happened to fro yo and sex?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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