I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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