This house was built for laser tag.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
How's work?
Spinning.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
