so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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