I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The beer is more important than you right now.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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