when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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