Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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