I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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