the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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