would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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