I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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