Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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