So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Pants are for mortals
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