a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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