Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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