At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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