Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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