just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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