My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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