gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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