rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
