at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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