in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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