how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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