I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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