Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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