gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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