Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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