Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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