just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
