Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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