How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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