PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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