And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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