Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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