He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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