How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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