Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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