I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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